Post by msknight on Mar 2, 2015 20:13:03 GMT
The Plan For World Domination - Part 1
Today, I woke. My minion brought me a copy of The Mirror, so I took it and promptly smacked it around the minions head. I asked for The Sun. I mean, if any future dictator is going to take over the world, then one has to be informed ... doesn't one?
Damn. Security slipped up again. Who let the Queen's English in here? Frickin' stupid lasers. Oh ... can they hear me?
Anyway, the real plan for world domination isn't going very smoothly. While I was hawking The Companion as a film script to a closed-eared industry, 50 Shades did it by book. "So..." I thought, "people want their porn in book format do they? Well, two can play at that game!"
Two books down, and nearly two thirds through the third, the series should be finished before the end of 2015 and then, fate will take its course.
The key problem is finding reviewers with any form of reputation, that can see beyond the end of their nose and have the courage to take on a series which straddles the worlds of BDSM and romance, which is based in reality.
I know ... I know ... Porn with an actual story line. It was a bad idea when I first thought of it. Looks like I'm stuck with the frikin' lasers...
Today, I woke. My minion brought me a copy of The Mirror, so I took it and promptly smacked it around the minions head. I asked for The Sun. I mean, if any future dictator is going to take over the world, then one has to be informed ... doesn't one?
Damn. Security slipped up again. Who let the Queen's English in here? Frickin' stupid lasers. Oh ... can they hear me?
Anyway, the real plan for world domination isn't going very smoothly. While I was hawking The Companion as a film script to a closed-eared industry, 50 Shades did it by book. "So..." I thought, "people want their porn in book format do they? Well, two can play at that game!"
Two books down, and nearly two thirds through the third, the series should be finished before the end of 2015 and then, fate will take its course.
The key problem is finding reviewers with any form of reputation, that can see beyond the end of their nose and have the courage to take on a series which straddles the worlds of BDSM and romance, which is based in reality.
I know ... I know ... Porn with an actual story line. It was a bad idea when I first thought of it. Looks like I'm stuck with the frikin' lasers...
